Age: 27
Class: Scholar
Alignment: Neutral Good
Favorite Food, Movie and Pornstar: Well done steak with ketchup, 12 Angry Men (1957), Lily Sincere
Primary Weapon: Body Slam (2d6 bludgeoning)
Secondary Weapon: +1 Zippo of Flame (1d2 fire damage)
“Eppur si muove
[and yet it moves]”
Ood was born in a small Saskatchewan town where the two activities were walking to the local gas station for candy, and killing innocent gophers. As soon as he gained access to a library a city over, he found a third thing to do in his little town. Ood dreamed one day of growing upto be a paleontologist, and although the world slowly crushed his dreams, he still holds the wonder inside him that made him spend afternoons daydreaming about dinosaurs. Eight year old Ood spent thousands of combined hours reading everything that he could get his hands on. His favorite subject of study was things of the weird and mysterious. When other kids were watching transformers, Ood was watching whatever the coverage of the latest crimes and criminal trials.
His employment history is eclectic and includes, pizza chef, blizzard mixer. professional camper, survivalist, hot dog cart operator, paper boy, a member of the military reserve, a lab assistant, a brine chill operator, professional buzz killer, cow milker, casino security, a bouncer at a shitty bar, a bouncer at an even shittier bar, and now, apparently, a podcaster!
His favorite activities include planning ways to annoy players in his D&D game, brewing mead, playing board games, and spending far to much time arguing on the internet. Most importantly, his Overwatch mains are Junkrat, Symmetra, and Orisa. He will one day become a teacher, educating the youth of Canada about the truth.